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sᴏꜰᴛ-sᴇʀᴠᴇ sᴏꜰᴛ ʙᴏʏ. ([personal profile] fawcetted) wrote in [community profile] netherwork2022-11-06 06:40 pm

text — un: harrington ;

[ It's the kind of network message that pops up in the quietest, darkest part of the night — when it's just a guy and his thoughts and anxieties in an all-too-silent house. He's surrounded by dumpster-quality furniture and a cat-emblemed pillow that veers on possessing suspicious origins, not that anyone can see any of his living quarters through text. ]

i don't want to panic anyone but it's pretty late and it's been a few days and i don't know, maybe i just need to calm down but

does anyone have an explanation for what happens when your soulmate kinda ... goes missing?


[ Steve really wishes there was a proper instructions manual or something. Not that he'd read through it because who has the time for that, but. It'd be something.

The line goes quiet for a moment, or maybe Steve's said what he's needed to say, before another message pops up from the same username. ]


Honestly, shit's going exactly the way I thought it would. Thought maybe Munson would stick around, thought maybe we were, you know, starting to become friends, and you'd think the soulbond thing would count for something but noooo, he just split. Found a way to get out of here, left his phone, went back to Hawkins and didn't have the decency to leave a goddamned note.

Even he couldn't stand the pathetic loser that Steve Harrington's become.


[ And just like that, the message is sent for all to see before the line really does cut off. Embarrassing. ]




[ ooc: in case it isn't clear, the last bit of text is courtesy of steve's very unpleasant shadow who has adopted an edgelord personality circa livejournal 2001. ]
janescayre: (181)

[personal profile] janescayre 2022-11-30 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
listen i may be a deranged madwoman but even i have my limits!!! I couldn't lie about a thing like that!!!! goodness gracious

And HAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no i beat the final boss

well me and five other chumps

i died way later probably lmfao
janescayre: (111)

[personal profile] janescayre 2022-12-02 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
One of our totally beloved and sorely missed classmates! They set the whole shebang up, a true masterwork of maniacal villainy! Oh, the horror! The BETRAYAL!!!

Yes my beloved White Knight lead the charge so deliciously. You should have seen him on that stand. The style, the grace, the ass that won't quit! Just thinking about it gives me such shivers, don't even get me started!!!

and wow it's laugh-my-fucking-ass-off

OBVIOUSLY

you're so old, should i fetch you a cane and sweater? maybe a nice handful of butterscotch candies?
janescayre: (047)

[personal profile] janescayre 2022-12-07 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
oh he is, if you were to behold his splendid visage your face would melt right off! 💀

Idk isn't the stuff only old people like???

You know like having bowls of senbai out

Or eating tsukemono after a meal

I'm trying to relate to you it's just really hard