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[nagano]

I'm interested in traveling to the Hinterlands to investigate the fallen star and perhaps collect a shard or two. To that effect, I'm looking for one (1) partner to take along with me.

I would prefer that you're combat-capable in case something goes awry, but it is not a necessity. If you're good at sneaking around, that's even better.

Comment below and let's work something out. If you have already been to see the fallen star, I'd greatly appreciate your recollection of the events.

EDIT: I'm good now, thanks. Feel free to comment regardless if you'd like to share your experience with collecting the star shard.

(( ooc: for clarification, i'm happy to take multiple people on separate rounds of this notice board quest! this isn't to game the system and get mulitple rewards, i just want Interactions™ ))

(( ooc 2: i am a terrible planner. LMAO. in the interest of not drowning myself with multi-track questing, i'll be editing this post and cutting off participants. thank you for responding ;_; ))

Comments

[coherer]

(fr though, let's see a draco malfoy up in here, stat)

I'm detecting a wee bit of Hierarchy disdain up in here Kaito hahahhaa

I'm from Oregon in the US. West coast best coast. I'm like intensely jealous considering you guys have like the best food of all time. We just act like we invented burgers.

[nagano]

Big Brother is always watching, but I will admit that I am legitimately not at 'fuck the police' levels of intolerance.

[ Yeah, let's see how that opinion holds when Hibiki gets branded and thrown in the Gallows. ]

Ugh, you Americans and your portion sizes. I'm so jealous. Don't get me wrong, I can make myself a jumbo bowl of ramen if I want, but our McDonalds burgers look like coins compared to what you guys have.

...I'm gonna see if I have enough ingredients at home to make burgers. The bread's gonna suck, but I can compromise.

[coherer]

tbh same like that Amun guy was a dick, absolutely, but I kinda feel for him. Like imagine having to coordinate anything in this place for however long he's worked here. He's already in his own personal hell lmfao, if we wanted to get back at him he'd probably be all Clint Eastwood "MAKE MY DAY" about it yk?

(these thumbs never slow down, the text message gets steadily girthier)

Don't be though man fr, love yourself. The portion sizes are wild like good luck dieting ever, but ig tbh we're not going to McDs to get salads so.

I would do literally anything in my power to make burgers happen for us, so if that means read a book to learn how to bake bread, I'll do it. Whatever you need. ik a guy with an oven.