npc || amun [ @ hierarchy ]
Allow me to make this clear. For those of you who wonder still: I am the Hierarchy. You do not come to us; we summon, invite, and hire. Order is of the utmost importance if you wish to survive, and time is of the essence. Do not waste mine.
( behind him, movement. if you squint, you may notice strands of greying hair near the door, though the person it belongs to remains off-screen. )
Your personal troubles are your own. If you expected us to hold your hand, do think again; there are far greater affairs to attend to, so do yourselves a favor, and look for soulmates. We've prepared an application for you, easily accessible from your device's home page. Should you need additional information, perhaps it's time for you to practice self-reliance.
I will not be answering questions.
( and the feed cuts, abruptly, without greetings or a name. )
► Amun will not be responding, though you're absolutely welcome to react, comment and discuss amongst yourselves on this post! Other NPCs might show up!
► This is, more or less, Tinder for Soulmates o/ You'll find the permanent post (aka phone application) right HERE! If you're interested, simply fill out the form and comment on the post, and bam. Browse, swipe left or swipe right, and have fun! This is not mandatory.
► Forms and replies should be posted ICly (yes, even if it's located in the OOC comm -- you may choose one (1) thread for october's AC) .
► Another character may post in your character's stead. Additionally, feel free to have their Shadow influence their blurb!
► The application offers all the information your character needs to know! To recap: All that's required for another Restless to become your Soulmate is for them to enter your home, touch your Tethers upon invitation, and from then on, a piece of their soul will merge with yours, fortifying your Self. As a literal extension of your being, they'll easily gain access to your thoughts if you let them (or if you're careless), they'll experience your pains, fears, and joys on weaker levels, and their voice, touch and overall vicinity can become great soothing weapons against your Shadow. However. If two characters already share a powerful bond and one incidentally touches the other's Tethers, it's an accidental done deal. You may thank Naruto's player for this.
► You may have multiple Soulmates!
► If you have questions regarding the app, redirect them here!

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[ Yes, it's a reprimand, and yes, it's spoken so matter-of-factly. But he's not mad, he's just being a mom™.
'Sides, he still has no idea if she'll be someone he trusts in any capacity. He doesn't know if he'll be trusting anyone in any meaningful way. Not yet. ]
That remains to be seen. Some home cooks could put industry titans out of a job if they wanted. Either way...
There's an entire hellscape to explore here. I don't think you'll be wanting for adventure... Or life-threatening risks. But maybe I'm just speaking the obvious, and you've already taken that into consideration.
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[The only respond to a scolding to to scold back. Don't reprimand her, she doesn't even actually care, probably! Yeah, that's right, she doesn't care! Go die!
She's also not actually mad. In fact its maybe a little flattering he cares? Or is pretending to. ]
I do have eyes and I'm not interested in the "life threatening risk". I liked exploring, you know. Caves, the woods. Nothing dangerous. Or nothing that should have been dangerous.
[ Finding amnesiac boys alone in a cave had not been a good call..but she doesn't want to think about Bam right now, or ever again. She'll start laughing and that will really weird Kaito out. ]
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In any case, her initial response gets an amused snort out of him. Can she hear the smirk that's about to lace his words? ]
I'll say what I want, thanks. What are you going to do, roll up a newspaper and come for my ass?
—Don't speak in past tense. Dead or alive, we're still here. Talking like we're history is only going to fuel the notion that we've got nothing left.
This place is a hellscape, sure, but it's also an opportunity. For what, I don't know... But I'm not going to sit on my hands and reminisce. I'm going to find a way to make it here.
[ Is that oversharing? Is he being idealistic? Is the voice in his head losing it in a laughing fit right now?
Who knows?
F̴u̶c̶k̶i̸n̵g̸ ̴s̶o̸f̸t̷i̶e̴.̵ ̵C̵a̵n̸'̷t̷ ̴w̷a̵i̷t̴ ̵t̵o̷ ̸f̵o̶r̵ ̶t̴h̷i̶s̷ ̷t̵o̴ ̶b̸a̸c̷k̸f̸i̸r̵e̶ ̴o̴n̴ ̴y̶o̷u̷ ̷l̸i̷k̸e̸ ̷e̶v̶e̵r̸y̶t̷h̵i̶n̴g̴ ̵e̷l̴s̴e̶.̷ ]
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Hm. I don't know... I could surely find a newspaper.
[ She can hear the smirk, but her own is also audible. Is that a challenge, sir? ]
An opportunity, I do like that sound of that.
[ Yes he's oversharing, and yes he's leaning into that protagonist talk that Rachel finds pretty unbearable. But...even if her hearts cold and untouched by motivating speeches, its his determination to change destiny that she can admire. Those who won't accept fate are beyond scorn. ]
What fate would you weave for yourself, now that you've lost everything?
1/2
[ No, he will not elaborate on that. ]
2/2
A fate where I take it all back. Nothing more, nothing less.
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For later. ]
To get it "all"? That's some expansive greed, Kaito. You'll have to devour this whole underworld to be satisfied, I'd reckon.
[ Her tone is neither negative nor reproachful. In fact, beyond the girls facile flat polite speech, it does sound like she would very much like to see him try. A warm emotion, a shred of empathy-
Crushing that...well that would be...
Hm. No. She'll think about rivals later. Right now they're all at the same starting line, and there's no need to get ahead of herself. ]
aaaaaa I THOUGHT I REPLIED TO THIS LAST NIGHT
Well, y'know. Opportunity waits for no one. If I don't try to get it all now, there might be nothing left for me to take AT all.
...Though between you and me, I'd settle for some better kitchen supplies.
lmaaaoooo thats always a killer
[ A quiet sigh. Unseen, Rachel waves a hand idly with exasperation. This guy and cooking. She shouldn't be worried about competing! If they were in the Tower together, could she bribe him out of all his points just by pointing him at a home goods store? ]
Did your little...soul house... thing not come with a kitchen?
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It did, yeah. But, y'know. You can never have too many. Especially if there are unique utensils and tools brought in from other worlds...
[ So he's a hoarder, got it. ]
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[ He could be like an invasive species. Maybe he and Bam can compete for protagonist resources like randomly pulling off wins in a tournament arc or acquiring a harem of extremely competent warrior women. They can destroy each other. Then Rachel can just become the heroine of the story by default.
It's honestly a perfect plan with no flaws as long as they don't go befriending eachother. ]
I think I saw someone wielding a giant spoon on the second floor on the tower. Not sure they made it past there...
[ So there's one giant mysterious utensil from her world? ]
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[ Alas, friendship is inevitable... whether Kaito wants it or not. Quit while you're ahead and just backstab him now, Rachel.
Wait, what? ]
My immediate curiosity about this giant spoon aside, you just mentioned a tower. Is that a landmark around here, or something from your homeworld?
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[ Idiotic protagonist types really just be throwing their souls away.
Anyway! She has to wait for the right moment! You can't rush the backstab! ]
No, this isn't the tower. You'd know if you were there, everything is structured like a test. We'd hear everyone talking about how to get one level up.
The tower I'm from is quite magical, like a fairy tale. What you desire exists at the top. Climb it, and you will receive everything.
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...Probably. ]
Huh. That's... interesting. Wish-granting stories do well to attract seekers. I imagine this tower isn't very forgiving to those who don't pass these 'tests.'
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[ To cryptically leave it at that. ]
No, it isn't. Personally if you asked me, I'd say giving up on ascending that tower was worse then death.
i don't know what compelled me to make that a text dialogue i was probably still in a fever dream
It must take a hell of a lot to survive the climb and the competition.