npc || amun [ @ hierarchy ]

[nightnpcs]

( ping ping ping. or, y'know, whatever your phone chime is. the face of a man who looks like he's never smiled once in his entire life appears on your screen. you may have seen him before, while you were busy surviving a storm or battling reapers. no matter. you might as well bask in his impromptu company now, because his appearances are few, and his indulgences even fewer. )

Allow me to make this clear. For those of you who wonder still: I am the Hierarchy. You do not come to us; we summon, invite, and hire. Order is of the utmost importance if you wish to survive, and time is of the essence. Do not waste mine.

( behind him, movement. if you squint, you may notice strands of greying hair near the door, though the person it belongs to remains off-screen. )

Your personal troubles are your own. If you expected us to hold your hand, do think again; there are far greater affairs to attend to, so do yourselves a favor, and look for soulmates. We've prepared an application for you, easily accessible from your device's home page. Should you need additional information, perhaps it's time for you to practice self-reliance.

I will not be answering questions.

( and the feed cuts, abruptly, without greetings or a name. )

ooc note

► Amun will not be responding, though you're absolutely welcome to react, comment and discuss amongst yourselves on this post! Other NPCs might show up!
► This is, more or less, Tinder for Soulmates o/ You'll find the permanent post (aka phone application) right HERE! If you're interested, simply fill out the form and comment on the post, and bam. Browse, swipe left or swipe right, and have fun! This is not mandatory.
► Forms and replies should be posted ICly (yes, even if it's located in the OOC comm -- you may choose one (1) thread for october's AC) .
► Another character may post in your character's stead. Additionally, feel free to have their Shadow influence their blurb!
► The application offers all the information your character needs to know! To recap: All that's required for another Restless to become your Soulmate is for them to enter your home, touch your Tethers upon invitation, and from then on, a piece of their soul will merge with yours, fortifying your Self. As a literal extension of your being, they'll easily gain access to your thoughts if you let them (or if you're careless), they'll experience your pains, fears, and joys on weaker levels, and their voice, touch and overall vicinity can become great soothing weapons against your Shadow. However. If two characters already share a powerful bond and one incidentally touches the other's Tethers, it's an accidental done deal. You may thank Naruto's player for this.
► You may have multiple Soulmates!
► If you have questions regarding the app, redirect them here!

Comments

[coherer]

omg your bar is already that low? Jesus, did you talk to someone who didn't know what a newspaper was??

(holds his phone tighter like it'll turn into a typewriter or some other nonsense like that. blessed by technology...)

Whatever, I can't even think about that or look at the aliens or whatever on here, I'll pop a vein in my eye or smth.

Does "in the dark" usually mean "super knowledgeable" to you? You're right that I'm from Earth and I'm genuinely thrilled you are too but I'm not the go-to guy for info here.

[windsongs]

I didn't ask about a newspaper specifically but like
I'm pretty sure I saw some roman soldier or something in here??
basically I assume nothing here. time and space make no sense!

aliens? like little green men?
get out, have you met any yet? point me in their direction, I wanna make contact!!
maybe they can take me to THEIR leader for once you know?

[coherer]

You've got that right lmfao

(time and space can sUCK IT)

tbh I got here and I've been shocked by everything so I'm in decompression mode rn. I haven't literally seen any aliens but at this point would it surprise me? Actually yeah there's a good chance it would.

This government guy is close enough. Maybe you'll be granted an audience with him sometime. How good's your right hook?

[windsongs]

if ghosts and yokai are real then aliens are too!
I'm convinced!!

considering I'm a 4th dan I do ok :)

[coherer]

I don't know what a "yokai" or a "dan" is, but you're so intense about both that I automatically believe you.

Do you have tinfoil for your cone hat or do I gotta provide??

(jonas makes the assumption that she's a girl for one reason and one reason only: she's way, way calmer than he is.)

[windsongs]

right sorry. of course there are people who don't know
yokai are
well
it's complicated, but I guess the best way to describe then is a combo of spirits, demon-ish things and other assorted entities
and my dan is my rank in aikido. basically I could take students on if I want, but I choose not to

lol I mean if you're offering! it can always use a little reinforcement!!
save enough for yourself though ok :)

[coherer]

I will dw lmao👽👽

I'm out to lunch on what a lot of things are though, esp in this place. tbh if you need to set a new standard on what people do/don't know, I'd be a good minimum.

That sounds sick though fr. Like not the demons, nty don't like those, just the martial arts. When I was a kid I wanted to do like a kickboxing thing but it didn't pan out. How much do you even have to do to get to 4th??