npc || amun [ @ hierarchy ]

[nightnpcs]

( ping ping ping. or, y'know, whatever your phone chime is. the face of a man who looks like he's never smiled once in his entire life appears on your screen. you may have seen him before, while you were busy surviving a storm or battling reapers. no matter. you might as well bask in his impromptu company now, because his appearances are few, and his indulgences even fewer. )

Allow me to make this clear. For those of you who wonder still: I am the Hierarchy. You do not come to us; we summon, invite, and hire. Order is of the utmost importance if you wish to survive, and time is of the essence. Do not waste mine.

( behind him, movement. if you squint, you may notice strands of greying hair near the door, though the person it belongs to remains off-screen. )

Your personal troubles are your own. If you expected us to hold your hand, do think again; there are far greater affairs to attend to, so do yourselves a favor, and look for soulmates. We've prepared an application for you, easily accessible from your device's home page. Should you need additional information, perhaps it's time for you to practice self-reliance.

I will not be answering questions.

( and the feed cuts, abruptly, without greetings or a name. )

ooc note

► Amun will not be responding, though you're absolutely welcome to react, comment and discuss amongst yourselves on this post! Other NPCs might show up!
► This is, more or less, Tinder for Soulmates o/ You'll find the permanent post (aka phone application) right HERE! If you're interested, simply fill out the form and comment on the post, and bam. Browse, swipe left or swipe right, and have fun! This is not mandatory.
► Forms and replies should be posted ICly (yes, even if it's located in the OOC comm -- you may choose one (1) thread for october's AC) .
► Another character may post in your character's stead. Additionally, feel free to have their Shadow influence their blurb!
► The application offers all the information your character needs to know! To recap: All that's required for another Restless to become your Soulmate is for them to enter your home, touch your Tethers upon invitation, and from then on, a piece of their soul will merge with yours, fortifying your Self. As a literal extension of your being, they'll easily gain access to your thoughts if you let them (or if you're careless), they'll experience your pains, fears, and joys on weaker levels, and their voice, touch and overall vicinity can become great soothing weapons against your Shadow. However. If two characters already share a powerful bond and one incidentally touches the other's Tethers, it's an accidental done deal. You may thank Naruto's player for this.
► You may have multiple Soulmates!
► If you have questions regarding the app, redirect them here!

Comments

[oomfies]

[ Hmm. Lottie would disagree. The immediate satisfaction she gets from using Tinder is immense. She feels no satisfaction looking at this barren profile she's supposed to fill out!! ]

doubt it! super likes would still exist if he was lol

[fessus]

Lol

[ Noctis, man who has very much never used a dating app in real life and doesn't know what super likes are, nevertheless is relieved to simply find someone else who does. A normal tech-savvy individual. ]

Tbf I didn't say he was doing his best work down here, ik I wouldn't be

[oomfies]

[ God.. Lottie has never been as happy to see someone 'ik' her before than right now. ]

RIGHT? no google.. no spotify
not even a knockoff instagram 😭

no one can work in these conditions!

[fessus]

[ Haha how weird that she keeps misspelling things like Foogle, Bombify, and Instacho. It's almost unbelievable that it's an accident. Bizarre. ]

You're telling me

Pretty much over with the soundtrack of my day being drunks yelling outside on the street lmao, there's gotta be some more apps on this thing we're missing

im CRYING AFUYAEF absolutely lost it at bombify

[oomfies]

only the camera app and this messenger as far as i can tell
maybe it's time we find our own app developer? 🤔

[ A pause, ]

wait where are u that drunks are hanging out??

i am so glad, I WAS SO PRESSED FOR IDEAS

[fessus]

Clearly whoever's in charge here knows smth about putting them together if they made this cringefest for us lol

I'm in a spot near the docks though. Why?

THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL!!! please let lottie know about foogle one of these days

[oomfies]

[ This is an unexpectedly genuine question, completely bypassing the cringefest comment (she does 'lol' in real life, though — a goofy little snort to herself because dying is kinda cringe). ]

drunk people hang out there?

new cr goal, JUST MADE

[fessus]

Yeah I got that I'm the one that's here

[ Give him a moment to reason this out. ]

Are you looking for drunks or drinks

YYASSSS

[oomfies]

[ uh. well. actually neither, but lottie doesn't want to seem like a wet blanket, so — ]

drinks!

[fessus]

Can't say I've been in any but there's plenty of bars down here tbh so it's not like they're flocking in from somewhere else

If you want the location lmk

[oomfies]

go ahead and send it

[ She might give it a go tomorrow. Or the day after. Eventually. But more importantly: ]

what's the crowd look like?
other than drunk ppl i mean! lol

[fessus]

[ insert the intersection of two streets here, not quite willing to tell her exactly where he is but he's certainly living temporarily in a rented room on one of the two ]

Is there like a certain parameter you're looking for, why did this convo get so weird

[oomfies]

[ Now begins the age old tradition of: debating to go outside or not. ]

how is it weird??

[ IS IT......... ]

i dont wanna be overdressed!

[fessus]

Okay okay easy I just didn't make the connection in my head. Maybe because half of these people think navy and black are equal substitutes for each other.

And none of them know how to coordinate shoes lol. It's pretty bad

[ Enter: another fancy bitch. ]

[oomfies]

[ Lottie has never felt so seen before in her entire life. ]

omg what is it?? what are they wearing
crocs??

[fessus]

[ girl I GOT you ]

I mean they're not wearing red bottoms lmaooo

The open-toed sandal situation was out of control here at least a generation before we landed, I'll start there.

[oomfies]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO... NOOOO

and they're allowing that at the BAR???

[fessus]

Believe it

with

plaid

socks

Not even joking, it's like a horror movie.

[oomfies]

okay but counterpoint: people looked GOOD in horror movies

like drew barrymore when she was in scream??

[fessus]

Okay I get the concept but not the reference, counterpoint accepted lmao

It's like people at a gas station at 3 am, I'm amending it