nightnpcs: (// amun)
nightfell's npcs ([personal profile] nightnpcs) wrote in [community profile] netherwork2022-10-01 08:36 pm

npc || amun [ @ hierarchy ]

( ping ping ping. or, y'know, whatever your phone chime is. the face of a man who looks like he's never smiled once in his entire life appears on your screen. you may have seen him before, while you were busy surviving a storm or battling reapers. no matter. you might as well bask in his impromptu company now, because his appearances are few, and his indulgences even fewer. )

Allow me to make this clear. For those of you who wonder still: I am the Hierarchy. You do not come to us; we summon, invite, and hire. Order is of the utmost importance if you wish to survive, and time is of the essence. Do not waste mine.

( behind him, movement. if you squint, you may notice strands of greying hair near the door, though the person it belongs to remains off-screen. )

Your personal troubles are your own. If you expected us to hold your hand, do think again; there are far greater affairs to attend to, so do yourselves a favor, and look for soulmates. We've prepared an application for you, easily accessible from your device's home page. Should you need additional information, perhaps it's time for you to practice self-reliance.

I will not be answering questions.

( and the feed cuts, abruptly, without greetings or a name. )

ooc note

► Amun will not be responding, though you're absolutely welcome to react, comment and discuss amongst yourselves on this post! Other NPCs might show up!
► This is, more or less, Tinder for Soulmates o/ You'll find the permanent post (aka phone application) right HERE! If you're interested, simply fill out the form and comment on the post, and bam. Browse, swipe left or swipe right, and have fun! This is not mandatory.
Forms and replies should be posted ICly (yes, even if it's located in the OOC comm -- you may choose one (1) thread for october's AC) .
► Another character may post in your character's stead. Additionally, feel free to have their Shadow influence their blurb!
► The application offers all the information your character needs to know! To recap: All that's required for another Restless to become your Soulmate is for them to enter your home, touch your Tethers upon invitation, and from then on, a piece of their soul will merge with yours, fortifying your Self. As a literal extension of your being, they'll easily gain access to your thoughts if you let them (or if you're careless), they'll experience your pains, fears, and joys on weaker levels, and their voice, touch and overall vicinity can become great soothing weapons against your Shadow. However. If two characters already share a powerful bond and one incidentally touches the other's Tethers, it's an accidental done deal. You may thank Naruto's player for this.
► You may have multiple Soulmates!
► If you have questions regarding the app, redirect them here!

fessus: (Diablo III: Reaper of Souls)

un: henruit

[personal profile] fessus 2022-10-03 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
Wow

[ That's it, THAT'S THE WHOLE RESPONSE, I'M SO SORRY, KAINÉ ]
pissoffbook: (sm19)

Re: un: henruit

[personal profile] pissoffbook 2022-10-03 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
What? You got a problem? If they're gonna give us that kinda shitty welcome, they can fuck right the hell off!

[Not that she's not used to this kind of treatment, but knowing you're dead and this is the kind of crap you have to deal with for an eternity... It's just not sitting right.]
fessus: (Prince of Persia)

[personal profile] fessus 2022-10-04 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
Dial it back to like an 11, I'm not the guy that's gonna tell you I don't think you should be pissed off

Anyone who isn't pissed off has smth wrong with them lol

Just it's a lot of energy to throw at someone who's obv not listening
pissoffbook: (pic#14888227)

[personal profile] pissoffbook 2022-10-04 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, so you got a point. Maybe I just need to give him a good ass kicking instead.
fessus: (Wipeout)

[personal profile] fessus 2022-10-05 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah? How are you gonna track where he is
pissoffbook: (pic#14889148)

[personal profile] pissoffbook 2022-10-08 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
I have my ways. I take it you've never taken on a bounty before?

[She's killed plenty of Shades for money back home. Shouldn't be too different. Even if she's not getting paid...]
Edited 2022-10-08 02:21 (UTC)
fessus: (Katamari Damacy)

[personal profile] fessus 2022-10-10 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I've taken on plenty but there's a difference between animals or daemons leaving a huge trail of destruction and a guy anticipating that everyone's gonna wanna come after him lol
pissoffbook: (pic#15016222)

[personal profile] pissoffbook 2022-10-11 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
Who says he'll know...

[A long pause before she replies again.]

Fine, fine. I won't search him out. But he's on my shit list! If I ever meet the bastard face to face, his face is gonna meet my fist.

Why do you care anyway?
fessus: (World of Warcraft)

[personal profile] fessus 2022-10-12 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't get me wrong, I'm happy to be your backup on that. I've had a lot of people I've wanted to beat down lately and this guy's still near the top of the list.

I'm just saying you're wasting your breath yelling about it here is all
pissoffbook: (aqFaSfP)

[personal profile] pissoffbook 2022-10-14 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
If you mean that, then it at least accomplished finding a potential ally.

I'm Kainé. You got a name?
fessus: (Grim Fandango)

[personal profile] fessus 2022-10-18 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Was hoping we'd all be allies but I'm starting to figure out we're not that lucky.

Noctis. You care if I type the accent in your name every time or am I allowed to drop it?
pissoffbook: (pic#14765991)

[personal profile] pissoffbook 2022-10-19 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
What the fuck kind of question is that?

Whatever. As long as you pronounce it right if we ever meet in person.


[What a strange question. Kainé hasn't used one of these devices before and had mostly been using text to speech in it by hitting the little microphone thing after a bunch of trial and error... Not that she doesn't know how to write her name.]
fessus: (Doom)

[personal profile] fessus 2022-10-29 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Uhhh a normal question? You're pretty aggressive lol fine I'll use the accent just in case

How do you pronounce it?


[ here we go ]
pissoffbook: (yrBnzbz)

[personal profile] pissoffbook 2022-11-04 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, it wouldn't be the first time someone's called her aggressive... or intense... or many other things... It's just how she is.]

It's Kai-nee. That's not too hard, is it?
fessus: (F-Zero X)

1/2

[personal profile] fessus 2022-11-06 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Ig it's doable
fessus: (Mission: Impossible)

2/2

[personal profile] fessus 2022-11-06 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
That's sarcasm, before you get mad at me. It's a cool name.
pissoffbook: (pic#14888238)

[personal profile] pissoffbook 2022-11-07 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
Y... you think so?

[Kainé doesn't really know how to take a compliment.]
fessus: (Superman 64)

1/2

[personal profile] fessus 2022-11-11 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah? Bc it is, no one's told you that before?
fessus: (Skies of Arcadia: Legends)

2/2

[personal profile] fessus 2022-11-11 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ... ]

Tell me you're using speech to text or smth and didn't type out your own surprise lmao

[ Because that would be lowkey adorable. ]
pissoffbook: (pic#14888236)

[personal profile] pissoffbook 2022-11-12 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[Look, she's never used this kind of technology and she thinks you need to spell things out exactly like you'd say them so your words don't get misunderstood!

So if she's adorable, then she's adorable- just don't tell her that or she might kick your ass. She's got a fucking image to maintain!]


Are you not supposed to? I don't know how this shit works!
fessus: (The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past)

[personal profile] fessus 2022-11-14 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey I'm not saying there's rules or w/e, if you wanna type out a stutter ig you can. If anything that's some next level self-awareness tbh.

[ And honestly... like... ]

Do you need a tech expert to show you the ropes?
pissoffbook: (pic#14766001)

[personal profile] pissoffbook 2022-11-15 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
Are you offering?