un: songbird ; forward-dated to later in October

[windsongs]

hi everyone!

I know that unlife has literally been A LOT for just about everyone here, and if you're still trying to recover then I completely understand! but for anybody who has the brainpower, I have a very big and very important ask, one I can't anybody else! It's gotta be you!!

[ Attached to this post are some photos ]

this big boy needs a name and I am beyond bad at this kind of thing!! winner gets naming rights and something special from me~ ✨🎁

he's also got a bunch of much smaller siblings that are looking for furever homes! they're all really cute but they need more space to hop around than what I've got. if you're interested I can take some pics!

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text - un; bluebird69

[venatoris]

bunnicula

text | un: wangji

[taciturnly]

Yī Wēi.

With your permission, I will care for his siblings.

text ↪ un: retort

[nagano]

Holy fuck, he's massive.

Vega, maybe? Like the star.

UN:nO

[nastycat]

i dont trust rabbits here
not after the knife ones back home

[HIIISSSS]

[windsongs]

a classic!!
never read the book myself though

[windsongs]

what does that mean?
and don't you already have a few?
I'm gonna need to see what the demand is first before handing any off to you, sorry!!

[windsongs]

[ Hibiki sends him another picture just imagine it's her holding this absolute unit of a bnuny ]

he's a big boy!

a star name!!
I wouldn't have thought of that hmm...........
but aren't rabbits associated more with the moon than stars?

[windsongs]

I'm sorry the what????

[nagano]

Kami, he looks even BIGGER like that.

Also, who cares? He's your child. Name him whatever you want that doesn't sound stupid to you. There's no need to follow a specific theme rule unless you impose that upon yourself.

[ There's a significant pause before he sends the next message. ]

Back home, I had a cat. Tango. You might think I named him after the dance, but I actually named him after tangerines.

[nastycat]

the rabbits with knife feet
they slit many necks

un: bloodrose | text

[immortalrose]

How about...Bartholomew? That's a rather classy name, no?

[invinciblemikey]

what

un; puppetmaster

[guitarpicks]

how did you find him?

call him axel.
he looks like an axel.

[windsongs]

he's all muscle too! took me forever to catch him!!

[ Why does she sound so proud with herself... ]

yeah but if it's me I'd probably name him something like idk
floppy? or dustball?
this big boy deserves a better name than that!

I'm guessing he's orange? because you know...

[ There's a brief pause before: ]

why can't it be both!
I mean I guess if you don't dance or aren't really into music it wouldn't make sense

[windsongs]

[ Well that's horrifying! ]

I promise you he doesn't have knife feet!!
he's just really really heavy......

[windsongs]

that is classy!!
but it also kinda sounds like something you'd name a butler hmm

[windsongs]

[ No explanation, just this. Please appreciate her son, Mikey.

And another picture of (some of) his tiny siblings. ]

[immortalrose]

Well, yes. Bartholomew is a timeless classic but a bit old even for me.

So how about...Isadore? That's assuming your little rabbit friend is a boy. I thought it was typically female rabbits who grew to such size.

[windsongs]

he was running around making a mess with a bunch of other rabbits
he's super fast!! and all muscle so it was tough wrangling him but I managed! 💪🐰

axel...... like on a car???

[guitarpicks]

there are other rabbits here?
there are normal animals here?!

i was thinking more like the figure skating jump. [ because guns n' roses doesn't make it big for another two years for this guy. ]

[declass]

What about Zima?
Or Gummy?

Although I would suggest not giving a rabbit to someone named Felix if he shows up here.

[invinciblemikey]

no

[windsongs]

but they're really cute in person!!

[ But also trying to chew on everything Mikey please take one of these cute little shits ]

[windsongs]

what's the meaning behind the names out of curiosity?

oh I know that guy
didn't know he was as bad with animals as he is with people

[ She's talking about the fight horny one right? ]

[windsongs]

really? I never had pets growing up so I didn't know the females were bigger
but he's definitely a boy, just a total unit