Having a hungry man-eating gargoyle as a neighbor is anything but normal, Bruno.
[Yes, he's plotting on killing that thing later. Bruno certainly wouldn't survive if he attempted to fight such a fiend. Therefore, he takes it upon himself to slay it on Bruno's behalf. He does this because he's a good neighbor and this what neighbors do. Sorta.]
Nevertheless, do take care of yourself! I swear you are almost nothing but skin and bones. It wouldn't hurt if you fatten yourself up a bit.
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[Yes, he's plotting on killing that thing later. Bruno certainly wouldn't survive if he attempted to fight such a fiend. Therefore, he takes it upon himself to slay it on Bruno's behalf. He does this because he's a good neighbor and this what neighbors do. Sorta.]
Nevertheless, do take care of yourself! I swear you are almost nothing but skin and bones. It wouldn't hurt if you fatten yourself up a bit.