O ... kay. So how exactly are you understanding this whole soulmate-bond thing? They do call it a soulmate here, don't they?

[ pls teach him your ways, Sakura-sensei

But, no. For real. He can't seem to get over his hangup about the traditional Hollywood definition of a soulmate. He could use a new perspective. ]

Please tell me you weren't just ... I don't know, sleeping, and then you woke up here.